Ringtones define a relationship. What you designate as the official fanfare of an incoming call announces the conscious (or unconscious) reflection of your interpersonal connections.
Through some clever sleuth-work, your PLB team has identified, deduced, or simply guessed the ringtones currently employed by faculty members in the department.
1) Marlene Behrmann’s ringtone on David Plaut’s phone: When A Man Love’s A Woman, Michael Bolton.
* We here at the PLB celebrate Michael Bolton’s entire catalogue.
2) Ken Kotovsky’s ringtone for anyone: Christmas Song, The Chipmunks
3) Lynne Reder’s ringtone on John Anderson’s phone: She Blinded Me With Science, Thomas Dolby
4) Anna Fisher’s ringtone on Ken Koedinger’s phone: From Russia With Love
5) David Rakison’s ringtone for himself: Baby Love, The Supremes
6) Tim Verstynen’s ringtone on Sheldon Cohen’s phone: Suit & Tie, Justin Timberlake
7) Any post-doc’s ringtone on any faculty member’s phone: Get a Job, The Silhouettes
8) Any faculty member on any post-doc’s phone: Chain Gang, Sam Cooke
9) Erik Thiessen’s, David’ Rakison’s, and John Opfer’s ringtone for each other: The Three Amigos Salute.
10) Any faculty member on Mike Scheier’s phone: Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye, Steam