Welcome to the new PLB game Who Said It? The goal is to identify the originator of the quotes below.

Today’s competition is between Stewie Griffin (fictional character on the television show Family Guy) and our own David Rakison.  Make your guesses in the comments section.

WARNING: Crude British humor is likely to follow.

1) “No sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.”

2) “I’m not gay I’m British!”

3) “The best way to get over a man is to get under a man.”

4) “Isn’t it funny how they say ‘life is like a box of chocolates’? Well in your case  life is like a box of active grenades!”

5) “Did you know that rubbing nipples can lead to pregnancy?”

6) “No, you idiot. That’s not baby powder, that’s paprika.”

7) “Want to see my snake?”

8) “Oh, this is so good it just HAS to be fattening.”

9) “May every person that laughs at your sophmoric effort be a reminder of your eternal mediocrity and pierce your heart like a knife!”

10)  ”As long as you make fun of him while at the same time giving his ego a rigorous handy, you’re good to go.”

11) “I’m good on swinging.”

12) “I knew my play was good, just like I knew your play was a mediocre patchwork of hackneyed ideas and tired cliches! You have no idea how hard it was to sit in that theater with those braying hyenas!”